From his time spent in prison tattooing fat, bored and easily-aroused convicts for free in order to avoid 'shower-favours', Gareth has eventually made good of himself and is now an upright, law-abiding citizen.
Well, an upright citizen at least.
Okay. He's upright unless it's a Friday or Saturday night.
Right. He's just upright during the day.
Some days.
Some of the time. |